Shit in religions.

• Taoism: Shit Happens.
• Hinduism: This shit happened before.
• Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
• Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
• Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
• Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
• Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
• Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
• Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
• Jehovah's Witness: People now living will see shit happen.
• Wicca: You will get shit 3 times!
• Atheism: I cant believe this shit!
• Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.